the mike website
disorderly/offputting filing cabinet of Things





welcome to the page of the certified CEO of the Evil Salesman Syndicate.

i'm your host/captor/random man in the alleyway, mike, and i hope you have a nice visit. :^)

what's new? (10/12/2025)

there's a to-do list page for developmental purposes! check it out!

note: this website is not mobile-optimized and is very clunky.


2023-2025 // website (semi)lovingly crafted by chronocentric hands