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welcome to the page of the certified CEO of the Evil Salesman Syndicate. i'm your host/captor/random man in the alleyway, mike, and i hope you have a nice visit. :^)  what's new? (11/22/2025) the museum page has been added, check it out! |
note: this website is not mobile-optimized and is very clunky.
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